{Zabr Dast Bat}

“Kabhi Bhi Aese
Shakhs pey Zulm
Na karna,

Jis k pas Faryad
k liay
“ALLAH”k siwa koi
Na Ho.”

Painfull but its True : –
1000 Ka Note Bohat Bara Lagta Hai
Jab Masjid Mai Dia Jai Lekin
Restaurants Mein Bauhat Chota lagta
Hai
Namaz Parhnay Mein Waqt Bohat Ziada
Mahsoos Hota Hai Lakin 3 Ghantay
Ki Film Bauhat Choti Lagtee Hai

Music Concerts K Liye Awaam Pagal
Ho Jatee Hai QURAN k liay Waqt Nai

Aisay Msgs Forward Karnay K Liye
Balance Nahi Lakin Funny Msgs K
Liye Packages Activated Hain.
Agr ho sake to agey send karain
ALLAH IS GREAT

PAKISTAN 2011
‘In 2011 Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy ;->

SMS
‘S . M . S Doesn’t Mean
“Short Messaging Servie”.

It Only Means
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”

Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->

NWFP
‘pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai?

Pathan ne jawaab diya:

N=no

W=women

F=for

P=pathan. ! ! !

description of SMS
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella…..

BHAI
‘Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI

B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals

So be the bhai of every girl

LAST
‘It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->

LOVE
‘L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.

W.I.F.E
‘Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Do u know,

what is the meaning

of

Happy

H-hum

A-aap ko

P-pal

P-pal

Y-yad

karte hain

Full form of (NAMAZ)
N= Nabi k tarike per
A= Allah se
M= Mangane ka
A= Aasan
Z= Zariya…

A for saib

B for Kela

C for ding dong
wali billi

D for our president

E for Hathi

F for Machli

G for Bachi

I for I MISS U

J 4 jugga Badmash

K 4 catch drop krna
waly bhai g

L 4 shair

M 4 badnam hony
wali kaki

N for nargis

O 4 ullu

P for 5 rupy kum
wali kali bottle

Q 4 Fatima jinnah
ka bhai

R 4 laanti qatil angraiz

S 4 tennis wali bhabi

T 4 BAti-Ul- khala

U 4 chhattri

V 4 pyar mohabbat ka din:)

W for cricket wala pyala

X for dhaanche ki photo

y 4 tm

Z 4… Totkay wali apa:-D

Haanso mat forward karo. Taaleem
SUB KE LIYE ZRORI HAI…..!