I very well know the reason, why u r taking too long to recover, u r realy being nurse-d there. joke a part, but still, wishing u speedy recovery!

Ek ajeeb sawal jis ka jawab na
“YES”
DIa ja sakta hy or na
“NO”
Sawal hy

Kya apne Masjid se chapel
Churana chor di hy.?
Himmat hy to jawab da.

Democratic difference between
USA AND PAKISTAN

In USA U can Kiss in a public
place but can’t susu.

In Pakistan U can susu in a
public place but can’t kiss.

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sardi k
mosam me apny kamrey me bethay
thay,
In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho
raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha
kanp raha tha,
Baap ne pucha:
tum itna q hans rahay ho? Wo bola “kuch
nahi papa, aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko
nehla dia hai..;

“Happy Winters Season.,-’)

YAAD RKHNA
ZINDAGI ME HAMESHA
2 MORR AATAY HAIN.

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SAJJA TE KHABBA.

Saath Chalne k liye
Tmhara hath kaise
Thaamon”
.
.
.
Aey Dost
.
.

“Suna hai tum bathroom
se nikal k Hath B Nahi
Dhotie..!
(“,)/
/)v( CHAL nikal.
/!| Gandi.hat tu
dhole.

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status
On Facebook Says:
“Standing On The Edge of A
Bridge…”

Friend:
So What Did You Comment?

Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked
Her

Sbzi teri ho
handi meri ho

wa wa

C.N.G teri ho
Gari meri ho

wa wa

Hm2 ki dosti
itni gehri k
Mangetr teri
ho ore us se
shadi meri
ho
Ab bol wa wa

Kanton Bhary Rasty Per
Kon Ap Ka Sath Dega..

Ami/Papa
No,

Husband/Wife
No,

Brother/Sister
No,

Ap Ka Lover Friend
No,

Sirf Or Sirf Ap Ki
.
.
.
.
“CHAPAL”

A Silent SMS By Ditta
Mochi 

Jis rasty pe chlo nazren
jhuka k chlo

Is se na srf izzat brhti
hy

bl k

ksi k giry hue pesy milny
k b chance hota he
..Molana D_G

‘A small girl looks at her
brother’s girlfriend and
asks innocently …
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..
..
… …
…
..
..
..
..
.. ..
“Everyday u come to meet my
brother, Don’t u have
your own
brother?”

Meri Ankhein Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khawab Day
Do..

Jis Mein Tumhari Jhalak
Ho Aysi Sharab Day Do…

Chalo Choro Sari Batein
Aisa Karo

1 Naan, 2 Tikay Or 4 Kabab
Day Do… 

(‘,’)
<)(>
_||_ Humari Gas Nahi Aa
Rahe Meharbani Karo.

NOTICE!

jo Moaziz Dost SmS
krne ki Zehmt Nhi
krty Unhe itla Di
Jati ha k Anqrib
Unka number Delete
krdia jaega

Q k
Muft khoro ki List
Bohot Lmbi HO
gai Hai

Sialkot mai 1 Bacha peda hua hy,
Pedaish k wkt os ka weight25 kg
tha jo barhta gya or 30 din bad
50 kg hogya.yeh sach hai : .:
Q k
.
 
.  
.
Bacha
“Majj”
da c

Yad rakhna Zindagi main
hamesha 2 morr aatay hain.
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.
.
.
.
.  
SAJJAA  TAY
KHABBA  bari
mehrbani….

Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo

“Faraz ki Behan”

“Farzana”
.
Hamaray Pehley Hee imteHaan ho
Rahay Hain
“SALANA”  ))

Har khushi ko teri taraf
mor don.

Tere liye chand tak tor
do.

Khushion ka darwaza tere
liye khol don.

Kaafi hai itni ya 2-4 aur
lambi lambi chor don.?

Husn waLo ko kia Zarorat hy
sanwarny ki.

DOSto!

Hum to saadgi may b Qayamat
ki Ada rakhty Hain.

“TALIYAAN”

THANKS U
THANKS u
“\(“.)/”
beth)) jayen
baith/\ jayein
plz plZZ
peechay walon
ko b dekhney ka
MOka den.

YE PIYARA SA GULAB SIRF
Ap K LIYE
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.
.
.

(\./)
/.”.)”^….;”;_
\,,/”(,….,..)\
Ab IS //\\//\\ Ka
name GUlab hy to
me kya karon

Kiya Aap Ghareeb
ho???
YES or NO???

Agar ameer ho to
30 ka balance bhejo.

OR agr Ghareeb ho to
ye msg aagay bhejo.

Khul K Maango^”

4 Saal Ka bach aur
bachi ek sath naha
rahay thay.

Bachi:Main tumhari
NoNo pakron

Bacha:Chal pagil
apni tor tor di
ab meri bi toro
gi kya.

KIsi Ki Zindagi ki
qeemat ka andaza
uski moat baad hi
hota hai
…Jesey…

Chicken
Zinda…Rs.130/-
Chicken Karrhai
……Rs.480/-

Do u know what is
friendship?
?
?
?
?
?
?
khud ko zor se thappar
lagao.dard mujhe hoga.

yakeen nai hota na toh
Try-Kar lo..:-)

Boy: I LOV U,

Girl: Mai bhi tumse “I LOV U”
Kahu to kya karoge?

Boy: Khushi se mar jaunga,

Girl: Ja Pagle nahi kehti.
JEE Le.

“Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara…”

2 Khusry College se wapis ja rahy thay.
Achanak 1 gir giya aur zor zor se rone laga
Doosra tasali dete huwe bola Uth,
Abdul-Fozia, Mard ban, meri Behan. 

Marasiyon Ka Baap mrney
wala tha.

Mahol Sogwar tha.

1 Mrasi Bola: Welay Bethy
Aan, jidon tk Aba Mrda Nai
POli POLi tolki waja lo.

Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,

End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak

Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati.

Larkiyoon or Popcorn mein kya similarti hai … =?????
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.
Simple …
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.
.
dono ko thOra sa jalao to munh phula kar beith jaty hain …  

Girl: I’m jealous.
WHEN others Girls r looking at u
Boy: Don’t be jealous, Baby..
Girl: Why?
Boy: ‘Cause you have something that they don’t.
Girl: What?
Boy: My mOney :/ 

Pakstan ki nojawan nasal k bigarne ki waja?

Mobile??

Media??

Intrnet??

Nhi

10th class ki Urdu ki Ghazle’n =P
Achy se Achy Bache ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hyn 

Dedar ki talab hy tou nazre’n jamaye rakh.
Ghalib
Parda jesa b ho sarakta zar0r hy. .

A Very Emotional Msg :
.
.
bete ne “Maa”Say Pucha,
“Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
“Maa”Nay Piyar say Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha:
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.
.
.
.
“Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon say Rat ko Bat karna nahi Chodega
“Begherat.”Oopp ssss
..
..
Moral :
MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!!