Pakistani Quam kuch Arsa Baad Bijili
ki yad mein Bacho k Naam Rkha kery gi.
“Chaudhary Transformer”
” Metre Khan”.
” Haji Pakha”.
“Haji Taar Memon”.
… “Faiz-ul-Bulb”.
“Sheikh Stablizer”.
“Molana DeepFreezer”.
“Circut Shah”.
& Girls Name Shud be……
“Frig-un-Nisa”.
“Istree Begum”.
“Tube Light Bano”.
“Wiring Khanam”.
“Madam Dim Full”.
“Miss Low Battery”.
“Wapda Parveen”.
” Trip Bibi”.  Hahahahaha

(FW:)Kya ap gareeb ho?
?
?
YES or NO?
Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo..
Aur agr ghareeb ho to yeh msg aagay bhejo.
KHUL K MAANGO yaar
Happy
“jumy raat”.gee

Pori dunya se sawl kiya gaya
K 4 ko 5 K bech likh kr dikhao
Chinese ne kaha: Joke
JpanESE: Imposible
USA:Wrng quston!
IndiaN:folish quston!
Uk:nt intrstd!
PATHAN bola: Boht asan
PEN LAO
Aur os ne Likh
kr dikha dia
Look. F(IV)E
World Shockd
PATHAN RockD.
Hr pathan bewaquf nhi hota……

A naughty kid was sitting on da
Toilet bt potty was not c0ming
After many efforts he g0t Frustratd &
shouted:
Abey A ja yar,
me tjy khaa thori jaon ga.;-)

Mery aziz dosto !
Zara Soochain..!
Hum Har Roz Kitne Fazool
SmS karte Hain.? . . . . . . . .
“Aaj 1 Or Sahi”:-)
Taliyaan

Girl Status On Facebook

E’m Sad

Comments:
1.Haaaaawww! Kya Hua?

2.Hey,Every Thing Okay? Should I Call?

3.Hey, Don’t Be Sad. Tell Me What Happen?

4.Evrything Will Gonna Okay Baby, Chill

5.Wazzup Swety

6.Main Hon Na

Boy Status On Facebook
E’m Sad
Comments:
1.Rota Hi Rahiyo Zindagi Bhr

2.Kya Hua kaminey

3.Dukhi Rooh

4.Zindagi Barbad Hai Teri To

5.Pedaishi Pareshan

6.Majnu Bachi Chor Gai Kya.

Attitude of Young Generation
.
.
.
.
The Love “Facebook”
.
.
.
But
.
.
.
.
.
The hate to “Face” the “Book”

BOy:I love U AND I want to marry
U.

Girl:Apni shakal dekhi ha?

Boy:Dekhi ha to tere paas aya hun
warna Katrina kaif k pas na jata,

Churail dy Mou waliye. 

1 larki road p khari thi,
1 larka samne s bike per
guzra phr wapas aaya or
us s pucha

Pehchana kya?

Girl:Nahi

Boy:kya yar!
Abi to samne se gaya tha. 

Faraz k baad ab “Nawaz Sharif”
k liye Arz Karte hain

“Ganje”Teri
Sharafat Pe kisi ko na hoga shak
.
.
.
.
.
.
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka
TUC.
(‘,’)/
>,)] ooye
_/\_ market
ma phenk de ek dm latest aaya hai.

Saaf Suthra Sawal:

Jab Apko koi Bhi na Dekh
raha ho or Ap Naak mein
Ungli daal rahy hon or
Aik Bohat Mota Lais Daar
Naak ka “Chooha” Apki Ungli
pr lag jaey to Ap kahan pr
Malna pasand kren gey.??

Option A:Bed k koney pe?

option B:Sofay pr?

Option c:Kisi Dewaar par?

option D:Uski Ball bana k
phenk dein gey.?

Agr ap ne koi ans nahi dia
to Main samjhon ga.
K ap ne kha liya.

Aik FAQEER ne ghar k
bahir se Awaz lagai:

Babu ji roti milegi?

Andar se awaz ayi:

“Biwi ghar per nahi hai”

FAQEER:
Maine Roti laini hai
“CHUMMI”nhi:-

2 Dost sfar par thay
Rastey men raat ho.
gai or wo tent laga k
so gye.
Adhi rat ko 1 ki aankh
khuli us ne 2nd ko jaga
kr pucha:
Asman ki traf dekh k bta
kya nzr ata hy?

2nd:Boht sare sitare

1st:Is sy kya pata chalta
hy?

2nd:yehi k asman khubsurt or
roshan hy

1st:

Oe Anni deya TAMBU koi patt k
le gya E

Marzi Ki Zindgi k
7 steps
.

1)studies
.

2)Entertainment
.

3)Good Job
.

4)shadi
.

5)

.

6)

.

7)

Bus

Shadi Ho Gai na?
Marzi Ki Zindgi Khtam

Can U read fast in english!

Ok lets see

My
A my
They my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.
A my they they na
my.
.

.

.

.
Khulay nai hain maaf karo…

Meri SAADGI tO Dekhain zra….

.

.

..

.

.

..

.
Kitana SAADA msg bheja hy 

Doc:Aap ko kya Problm ha?
Mreez:patlay motion,
Doc:kitne ptlay?

Mreez:Boohat ptlay

Doc:phir b kitna?

Mreez:Itne k Aap us se
Gol Gapay kha sakte
hein.

Friendship is not about
“I M SORRY” its about
“CHAL DRAMEBAZI BUND KR
AB MAAN JA”

Friendship is not about
“WHERE ARE YOU”
Its about “ZINDA BHE HAI
K TERE BERIYANI BUN GAE”??

Friendship is not about
“I UNDERSTAND” Its about
“SUB TERI GALTI HAI”

Friendship is not about
“I CARE 4 YOU” Its about
“MAR MAT MAIN YAHI HON”

Friendship is not about
“I M HAPPY 4 UR SUCCESS”
Its about “CHAL TREAT DY”

Kisi Ny Mujhse Pucha
K Dost Kia Hy?
Main Ny Kaha,,,

NEmat Bhi
Dua Bhi
Rishta Bhi
Bharosa Bhi
Taaqat Bhi
Ahsaas Bhi
Mithaas Bhi
Haqiqat Bhi
Mohabbat Bhi
Wafa Bhi
Pasand Bhi
Chahat Bhi
Sahara Bhi
Raaz Bhi
Parda Bhi
Phool Bhi
Khushbu Bhi
Umeed Bhi

“ALLAH”
Her Insan KO
Ap Jesa Aacha
DOST ATTA KRE.

“AMEEN”

yuo Konw waht is Rael
Frndsihp? I Am Gvnig
yuo an exmpl, Jsut c
tihs Msg,
Evrey Splleing of tihs
msg is wrnog. Bt Sitll
Yuo can raes it wihtuot
ayn mistsake.